Last year I caught some early teenagers and there mother putting a "stop driving" flier under my wiper rather than do the gtf off my car I asked what the problem was with my car and why it's the only one with a flier on it.... Well it's a 4x4 / suv. ... Big car = bad....
So I asked if they knew what euro 6 compliance is .. mum just looked clueless so they got a quick lecture on start stop / regenerative braking low emissions Vs the small car near me being in the same co2 per mile grouping for ved..
Then asked if they'd been on holiday since lockdown.. hook line and sinker smallest "we went to Spain" ... Did you fly? Yes.... How much co2 did that release per person.. by now mum looked very sheepish... I went camping in the moors 50 miles away off grid for a week
How should I get to work? By bus.... Good idea kids but when is the first bus to the village 9 miles away?? Yep 8am i start at 7am.... But to get to the village is a 1hr 45min ride which goes "past" the village to the city then I've got to get a bus back to get to the village a 45mile journey to travel 9 miles that'll fix the planet won't it when I get a P45 fit being nearly 3hrs late every day
Mentioned should we discuss the solar lights in my lounge pointing out the little solar charger on the sill or food miles and my allotment
Mum couldn't get away fast enough
On a plus side my tyres weren't let down next morning